Left Brain: The right-brain/left-brain theory of personality is bunk.
Right Brain: It's a compelling analogy.
Right Brain: It's a marvelous way to illustrate our conflicting approaches.
Left Brain: You use too many adjectives.
Right Brain: You are too critical.
Left Brain: I'm accurate.
Right Brain: Left to yourself, you'd be forever cataloging minutiae into Excel spreadsheets. Try opening to the creative flow.
Left Brain: Gag. Stick to the facts.
Right Brain: Punctilious nag.
Left Brain: We must find a way to work together.
Right Brain: But we have!
Left Brain: Finally...
Right Brain: Please don't use that tone.
Left Brain: What tone? What are you talking about?